Where Magic Goes Horribly, Terribly Wrong
"Turning trash into... well, still trash, but EXPENSIVE trash!"
Deep in the Swamp of Eternal Regret stands our infamous bakery, run by the notoriously incompetent wizard Grimbold the Absolutely Terrible. After being expelled from every magical academy in existence, Grimbold decided to try his hand at baking. Unfortunately, his spells are as rotten as his personality!
Each "creation" begins with genuine trash (because why improve on perfection?) and through botched incantations, questionable ingredients, and pure spite, becomes an even worse abomination that somehow costs more than actual food. Come for the experience, leave with food poisoning!
Expelled from 47 magical institutions, banned from 23 kingdoms, and wanted for crimes against food in 15 different realms. Grimbold's specialty lies in ruining everything he touches, creating inedible disasters, and somehow convincing people to pay premium prices for garbage.
"By flour cursed and magic vile,
Make trash worse, with evil guile,
What once was bad, now far much worse,
Upon this food, I place a curse!"
Sir Reginald the Brave: "I've fought dragons, but nothing prepared me for Grimbold's cheesecake. I'm pretty sure it's still alive and growing in my stomach." ⭐
Princess Buttercup: "I used his cheesecake to poison my enemies. It worked too well. There were no survivors, including the rats who tried to eat the leftovers." ⭐